Lived:
Durham, North Carolina, Lake Tahoe, California, Silver Springs, Nevada, San Diego, California, El Cajon, California, Santee, California, Newport, Oregon, Great Lakes, IL, Meridian, MS, Patuxent River, MD, Lyons, CO, Greeley, CO, Fort Collins, CO
Work:
George W. Bush - Secretarial Wunderkind (2004-2007)
Education:
Chrysalis School - High School Douchebaggery (2002-2003)
About:
Look in the mirror. I'm better than what you see.
Bragging Rights:
Built a time machine, jerked off into it, and sent it to Hitler / Can count to 10 without use of fingers / Ate 4 hot dogs in one sitting (buns included, no ketchup) / Visited Europe before it was cool